We just wanna say hi to the website. It has been woefully neglected since the Facebook started ruling the world. I mean the poor lonely website started first. But no one updates him daily or even hourly like the jerkface book. And all the girls just ignore the poor site, but they loooove the sit on my facebook. While poor sad website just sits here watching, and waiting....But mostly  watching.

Yep. The vinyl is available to order and it sounds great. Stop debating. Just go buy it already. What's that you say? You dont have a record player? Well get outta the stone age and buy one. They're the latest technological upgrade in music. If your still usin an ipod like a sucker then we can't help ya. Next thing you'll be tellin me is "I only have books on a Kindle" Geezus Grandma!! get with the program. Buy a Record!!

 We are releasing "Fuck this Shit we're outta Here" on 12inch vinyl. It will include lyrics and a sticker and each will be signed by the band and hand numbered through 500. Yep, 500. Thats all we're releasing. It will be a true collecters item. We remastered it and it really sounds amazing. It's how the album was meant to be heard. Throw on some headphones, ingest your drug of choice and sit back and enjoy. I think you will be pleasently surprised and very happy if you take the time to dig out your turntable and give it a spin. And as for you D.J's...nows your chance to do a little chika chika swoosha skreatch wikka wikka scratching. But dont get to crazy. You might scratch it and there aint a whole lot of them suckers on the planet.

 So if you didn't notice on your way into the site....Ol' Hillys Country Explosion volume 1 is for sale on the front page. Its a 4 and a half minute "commercial" we put together for the dvd and laughed till we had tears doin it. So please help Ol' Hillys unemployment / D.U.I. / child support / rehab / mustache fund and make a purchase today. Because even an Allman brother basset hound Pringle can motherfucker needs some enabling to get his sorry ass through life....

 We have just finished recording 20 songs for Ol'Hillys Country Explosion. It is actually a 4 minute commercial of all the great songs Ol'Hilly never got around to writing. It's gonna be on our dvd and if the demand is enough we will release it on on the merch page. Its funny enough that even after all the work and being there thru the whole thing i still laughed when i listened to it in my car. So we're shootin for a fall release of the dvd and if you really wannna hear these damn "songs" of Hillys, facebook me or email us.
Thanks guys....

 We will be filming some more footage for our upcoming dvd @ Spicolis in Waterloo Iowa, this Saturday, April 9th i this year of or Lord 2011. We would love to have your beautiful/ average/ or toothless ugly mugs on the ol' moving picture show we're trying to put together. This is your chance to do something sooo stupid your future kids will disown you upon hearing of your embarrassing indiscretions. Or just show up and that way you won't have to buy the film when it comes out, for you will have witnessed it first hand and can tell all the future generations "I was there. I was there". 

 Hello my friends.
     So heres the latest of what we're up to. We recorded and shot a couple shows over the past month, and are extremely happy with the results. We are in the post production phase of editing and putting it all together for a dvd release. We've been talkin about doing this for years and well.... we're obviously super lazy. But this time we may actually possibly have a chance of someday hopefully talking about sometime in the future releasing this sucker. But seriously, we will get this done soon. And, we think you will be emotionally overwhelmed with the results . Well, as overwhelmed as a 3 chord average rawk n rawl band can make an individual. Until then...

So we are thinking about starting the process of making another album. We have some songs written and can't decide if we should even bother at this point. Heres why...
The only working title we have is "the son of fuck this shit we're outta here..." We also think that the eastern bloc band loki gorki really needs to learn rocket science all the way through. Because to be honest, it is probably the highlight of our musical careers, that our music made it so far as to be covered by a gang of sweatshort wearin russian lads just trying to stay outta the gulags. Thanks guys. And we mean it....

"I heard the new record. It doesnt sound like you guys.... I like it." Chris Wacoweiak

"If you guys start playing this record at shows, I might actually start comin to one." Mark Muraski

"Orgasmic!" Aude Besnard

"I've listened to it 20 times in a row. I love it. I mean I really really love it." Jamie Connely

"The best thing you guys have ever done by far." Jason Williams

"Thats some good rawk n roll boys." Jeff williams (nil8)

"It is a great rock record. It really is. A good mechanic is hard to find is a great song." Dave Decastris

"I cannot stop listening to it." Tim (Egons Unicats)

"Honestly it's awesome!" Mark Weigand

"Get off your lazy ass and buy the best album by any band from the midwest you fuckin' dumb dumbs!" Billy Heineken

"Your guys new c.d. might be my dern fav. of them all. Fuckin awesome!" Tony Welch

"The new disc kicks much ass!" Eric Lenz

"This record fuckin' rocks. Our 6 year old daughter even loves it." Reverend Chris and Stephanie

"How do I get it out of my cars c.d. player? Eject only temporarily removes it. Great album!" Luck Altic

"I likes." Corey Stauffacher
 
"Good to see the music has matured even if you assholes have not" Brett Erickson

"Two thumbs up!! A strong Tom Waits influence but plenty of punk and rock too. Good combo!"  Kate

It is done. As i'm sure you can figure out soon enough, after rooting around in our website. The damn record is complete.
Go ahead, buy a download or two. hurry up though, cuz' we are starving. We have had many questions concerning the title "Fuck this shit we're outta here"
Is this really your last record? Are you guys breaking up? Are you all gay? Well, to answer your inquiries: Only time will tell. Except for the totally gay part.
we figured that out in high school. There are extra songs that didnt make the record available for download too. Like, "Lets kill hilly" "Thats a really nice thing to say todd" and other songs about our friends. Sooooo.... if you would like to pick up a hard copy; Come to a show or order it off the site. Either way, just buy the damn thing. We worked so hard and now our bunyons are killing us. Actually, its only rawknroll so it was pretty fuckin easy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.Thank you.....

So thats the title of the new record, which is being mixed right now.
We should have it available for downloads in a month or so,
and hopefully hard copies in april (or sooner).
That is all for now. I'm too tired and I have a cold sore.

So who would've known that all this DIY was so hard? Man the Eagles and Bread and Kiss? Those douchbags had it made. I'll bet those guys never even had to lift the straw to their own noses. While all the while were down here workin our asses off like a bunch of suckers. We have to write songs,without the help of Desmond Child ( damn near impossible) Design and print all the T-shirts, without the help of Affliction Clothing ( thats why our shirts aren't cool lookin man blouses) Book all the shows, without the help of Ticketmaster ( thats why all the shows are usually only 5 to 7 dollars) how you gonna get rich of that? Drive to the shows and set up (without union roadies) hard. Then do the only thing that makes it all worth while...drink. and oh yeah play the show, and finally drive home drunk and argue with each other (all without our very own full time moderator and psych, thank you) So if you never come out to another show, we understand.... It's hard ass work.

You never play all ages shows! What's the problem with you assholes? I've got a child or two I wanna ruin and who better to do it? It's always 21 and over with you dicks. You guys act like your some exotic forbidden fruit available only to those human beings that have been resiliant enough to survive 21 hard years on this crusty earth. Well this is where I draw the line. If you douchebags aint' at Lyran Park on Saturday, then you fuckers can suck it. I'm bringing all 12 of my kids, 3 dogs and my snake to see you idiots. You better be in tune. You better be on time. And you better be fuckin nice to my kids.

So, we are working on a new record. Or should I say a new bunch of mp3s and downloads, since nobody is just that into listening to 10 whole songs all in a row these days. I mean come on. Whatever happened to attention spans? I remember the time I listened to REO Speedwagons Hi Infedility from front to back, and hey is that a blue jay. Man, those are great birds. So if you get a chance to come out to Spicolis on Saturday I highly recomend it. And the Coconut Louis aint half bad, wow, thats a nice breeze comin in from my window. Aint the weather this time of year just, I really do need some new shoes. Maybe a pair of Crocs would give me the support and comfort I so desire in footware. Then again, what do I know?

This winter has not been kind to us my friends. First of all the flu went thru the compound like a cholera epidemic, sickening us all. Then Mavis broke one of his good hands in an epic battle with a door that proved to be a quite formidable opponent.
And like an act of an angry god (insert your own choice of god here) our beloved van was struck down at 3:30a.m. on the way back home from The Silver Dollar Cantina. Galena is a lonely town when the sun goes down. We figured a show that good had to come with a downside....and it did. Then the cold weather people, My God the weather. So, it makes us proud to announce; Old man winter is a pussy. We have survived his wrath and are welcoming spring like a moist young sprite awaiting the tender touch of her long lost civil war soldier beau. We have bought a new transpotation device and have christened thee "prison van 2000" so we will  be racking up the miles. And we have some new jingles we've been trying out on the friends and judging from the wonderful response from Spicolis on Saturday, they aren't half bad. So we are healed and ready to continue our door to door rocking.

New plan. We are taking out a ridiculous 20 year term life insurance plan on Ol' Hilly. We figure he's got maybe 5 years left. See we looked at the statistics, and Hilly is so far ahead in our race to the grave, that we can't even begin to catch him. We are going to be some rich, crying guys at the funeral. But if there is one thing money can do, it is sooth the grief of a dead friend. So heres where you come in. We need you to get him hammered, bring him fatty foods, buy him some smokes, and fill him full of blow. Now the policy will not cover an overdose so be careful how much and what you give him exactly. Do not screw this up for us. We have no 401k or pension plan in rock n roll. It's this or male prostitutes. And have you seen how ugly we are naked? So... do your part and get out to a show and help us kill Hilly. Thanks. Oh and the chant goes like this...lets kill hilly. lets kill hilly. lets kill hilly....

The folks in Minneapolis have very thick skins, and robust livers. They can take a joke and drink us under the table. God bless them all. Even though there is no God to help them build a decent bridge. You try driving around that city drunk when the main crossing is closed. It's a DUI waiting to happen. Ive been getting alot of shit for not keeping up on this intro page.  So fuck you Jamie Connely! Maybe you should do some work at your job instead of stalking us thru your computer. I know that you only have so many johns to fill your mouth, but you could spend the down time cookin up those rocks you sell yourself for. Eau Claire was real pretty this time of year. Schools back in, the leaves are changing and the schoolgirls are so drunk they take there shirts off and make me wear them. I think I will only wear a blouse from now on. I looked hot!